Saturday Nightingale Fever

I decided to return to RSPB Pulborough Brooks for the fourth time this year (the woman at the reception desk recognised me, so I must be becoming a bit of a regular) in search of one particular bird to add to my 2014 list.  I had heard (well, I had read it out loud to myself) that a couple of Nightingales had been seen on the reserve throughout the week, so I thought I’d move myself from casual bird-spotter to super keen twitcher for an afternoon.

I had never seen a Nightingale before (with the exception of the one on the back of £10 notes in the 1980s), so I had done some research.  However, I wasn’t entirely sure it would help me when out in the countryside staring longingly into the depths of a hedge.  Like a large number of birds that flap around Britain’s undergrowth, the Nightingale is small and brown…  It is potentially, what a birdwatcher – who likes to use bird watching jargon – would call a prime example of an LBJ – No, it’s not one of the ten ways to get out in cricket, but, in actual fact stands for Little Brown Job.

The first time I heard someone utter the phrase ‘It’s a little brown job’, I was a somewhat taken aback.  My juvenile mind immediately went into role-play mode and started conjuring up scenarios where LBJ might be said…“Oh no, Thomas has just done a little brown job all over his playmat” was my creative best (This is a great example of best not always being good!)

Little Brown Job - Dunnock

Little Brown Job – Dunnock

When I arrived at the area of the reserve where the Nightingales had previously been seen, I came across a line of people all pointing their binoculars, telescopes, cameras and eyes (obviously) in the direction of a sizeable area of undergrowth.  Were they looking at/for the bird I specifically came to Pulborough to add to my list?  Was a Nightingale in the vicinity?  I always find this sort of situation a little awkward…  I never quite know how to act.  Should I say something?  Or remain silent?  I really wanted to know what they were looking at, but I certainly didn’t want to be the person whose enquiry scared off an uncommon bird.

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This photo will self-destruct in five seconds…

I decided it was best to stand a few yards away and eavesdrop…  At some point, someone was bound to utter code word: Nightingale.  Or, I guess, a different code word.

One of the observing men was getting a bit of hassle from his wife…  He wanted to wait for as long as it took to see whatever everyone was looking for, but she – not apparently especially bothered about the hedge-lurking bird – was keen to move on.  He accused her of lacking patience and being a person who needs ‘quick satisfaction’.  She accused him of showing off in front of his bird-watching colleagues.  As I was still trying not to snigger audibly at the suggestion of someone needing quick satisfaction, he slung his telescope over his shoulder, muttered something about what she was missing out on and followed his wife up the path.

I was quite glad I had come out on my own…  It meant I could spend as long as I wanted staring at a hedge without my wife hassling me.  Not that I have a wife…  But if I did, I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t be the hassling type.

A few minutes passed and the masses began to disband.  I was the only person left.  This felt more comfortable.

I scanned the dense undergrowth for signs of movement… Nothing.  I scanned again… Still nothing.  How long should I wait before calling it quits and admit that I wasn’t going to see the one species that I had come to see?  This was going to be another one of those dip-out days, like Staines Reservoir a few weeks back, wasn’t it?

As I was just about to move along…  Movement…  It was a Dunnock – a little brown bird, but not the right one…  More movement…  It was another Dunnock.  The female stood on the ground and twitched her tail vociferously for a good minute, whilst the male looked on.  She continued to twitch until he mounted her for what could only have been a fraction of a second, before both went their separate ways.  As incredibly promiscuous birds, this was probably the umpteenth one-second stand of the Dunnocks’ day.  I wanted to pass judgement on the moral decline of bird society, but stopped when I realised that I had just been gawping at avian procreation in a dirty voyeuristic manner!  Shame on all of us!

Mrs Dunnock needed a lie-down after a busy morning

Mrs Dunnock needed a lie-down after a busy morning’s antics

It was then something unexpected happened…  A new little brown bird emerged from the leafy cover…  It wasn’t a Dunnock…  It was what looked suspiciously like the picture of the Nightingale I had seen in my bird book.  Slightly larger than a Robin, predominantly brown on the upperparts, greyish on the underside, with a pale ring around the eye.  I had to do one of those cartoon-esque double-takes as I was distinctly under the impression that Nightingales didn’t flaunt themselves out in the open very often.

It just sat atop some dry bracken about ten yards away and stared at me.  I gawked back at it.  Subtly, I did a small internal fist-pump.  In this brief moment, I realised why hardened twitchers spend lots of time and lots of money to hang out with brand new birds [Insert internet dating quip here].  I can quite explain it, but this was amazing…  One of life’s ‘wow moments’.

Nightingale

Nightingale

Nightingale

Nightingale – The usual view

As an aside, some of my other ‘wow moments’ include the first time I played FIFA International Soccer on the Mega Drive (the switch from 2D football games to semi-3D was, for me, mind-blowing), Felix Baumgartner jumping to Earth from the edge of space and Mo Farah kicking for home at the bell in the 5000m final at the 2012 Olympic Games.

The Nightingale then proceeded to hop around on the grass in front of me for a few minutes before disappearing back into the undergrowth once again.

Nightingale

Nightingale

I did an external fist-pump, also added a Sand Martin to my year list and went home pleased with a productive afternoon.  I wondered if that chap had satisfied his wife yet…  But didn’t give it too much thought, as that would be weird.

Little Blue Job

Little Blue Job

Great Tit disguised as an unseasonal Father Christmas

Great Tit disguised as an unseasonal Father Christmas

Fauna Corner

Here’s what’s been going on in the wider world of Animalia of late…

Rabbit

Rabbit

Green-Veined Whites - There seems to be a sex theme developing this week!

Green-Veined Whites – There seems to be a sex theme developing this week!

I get the feeling I was being Fallowed

I get the feeling I was being Fallowed

And in other news, I think I may have stumbled across celebrated magician Paul Daniels’s house…

Some Doves... But no a lot!

Some white Doves… But not a lot!

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About mixaeljones

Hello! I try to undertake a yearly challenge and write about it in a semi-witty manner. I often use twenty words when three will do. I am also a big fan of terrible puns and taking unintentionally blurry photographs of wildlife. In 2013 I tried to eat a food I hadn't eaten before each week (I got to 28!), in 2014 I attempted to seek out as many species of bird as I could in the year (I got to 201!) and in 2015 I delved head first into the world of butterflies and tried to see as many different types as possible (44!)... I've also done some belly dancing, been Father Christmas and nearly played tennis against Bjorn Borg. If any of this seems like it might be of interest, feel free to check out my blogs... Comments encouraged! Have a nice day :)
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